Biggs!
I go to a gay bar over the weekend with my gay mom sam and another friend by the name of Kevin who i am (still) attracted to because of his kindhearted nature. and this other guy i know who NEVER talks to me messaged me on facebook to ask who kevin was because he thought he was cute. and in my head im like “Really, bitch? You’re only going to talk to me just to get to my friends that you find attractive? NO.”
my response: “Sorry. i was drunk. i dont remember anything. BYE”
in other news though, i do recall that after this night in the gay bar, sam and i purchased 20 dollars worth of mcdonalds and consumed it. ALL. OF. IT.